Home!!!! Yes people we felt like we were coming home. Landing at Miami international airport we made our way to our lovely little hostel, Jazz on South Beach. Peeling off our jeans, long sleeve coats and scarves, we dug deep into our bags and pulled out our shorts and t-shirts. Our first mission was to find a waxing parlour for Heidi (mission accomplished) while Serena sat at the Mojito bar drinking... what else but Mojitos! Our next mission was to find a new pair of bikinis (mission accomplished x2!) and we were off to the beach! Ahhhh... home sweet home!
A mannequin Miami style! Imagine trying to get a bikini to fit those!
After bikini shopping and leg waxing it was straight to the bar for Mojitos - with sugar cane of course!
Enjoying a Miami sunset from our lounge at the bar....
Our next 4 days mostly consisted of sleeping in, getting up to go to the beach, cocktails and cheap meals! Our hostel provided the wonderful service of lunch and dinner each day for $3 per meal per person and we are talking a genuine home cooked meal. Mmmmm mmmmm! This was our best bargain deal that we have come across yet. Jack Daniels Chicken casserole with Rice, Garlic Bread and Salad - $3, Spag Bol, Pesto Penne, Garlic Bread and Salad – yep $3 and this was provided 7 days a week.
Our next 4 days mostly consisted of sleeping in, getting up to go to the beach, cocktails and cheap meals! Our hostel provided the wonderful service of lunch and dinner each day for $3 per meal per person and we are talking a genuine home cooked meal. Mmmmm mmmmm! This was our best bargain deal that we have come across yet. Jack Daniels Chicken casserole with Rice, Garlic Bread and Salad - $3, Spag Bol, Pesto Penne, Garlic Bread and Salad – yep $3 and this was provided 7 days a week.
More cocktails at lunch time at South Beach
South Beach atmosphere....
Oh life's a beach!
Our amazing hostel chef who cooked home made lunches and dinners for $3 EVERYDAY!
Travelling around the world allows you to meet some very cool people. It does however, allow you to meet some very dodgey people too. Before leaving, friends and family warned us of such people like South American drug runners, European murders outside nightclubs (yes mum I do remember Dubrovnik) and other such shady people. What they forget to warn us about were the dodgiest of all people world wide... Australians! Yep that’s right, and right here in Miami we found a couple of such dodgies. Sitting in the lounge room of our hostels we heard the Australian accent coming from a guy at the front counter. We cringed. Although proud of our country and homeland, travelling abroad brings to light certain idosyncrasies of each nationality of peoples. For example, Americans have a reputation for being loud (true), the French have a reputation for being arrogant (mostly true), South Americans have a reputation for being the smooth talkers (very true) and so on. Well Australians, although recognised as having a great country to live in with laid back, easy going people, they are fast becoming a nation know for it’s obnoxious travellers. They are louder than Americans, more arrogant than the French when it comes to talking about their own country (you very often hear coming from the voice of an Aussie – ‘well in Australia we have this which is bigger, in Australia we have that which is better’) and put together with their frequent drinking habits tends to render them obnoxious. I have even read articles in foreign papers talking about this subject. So because of this, upon hearing our fellow countrymen’s loud, overbearing nasal accents we tend to cringe. This is a generalisation of course and along the way we have met some lovely Aussies however on this occasion we ran into one of our typical Aussie male obnoxious traveller, Scott.
Scott was a beefed up, fisherman hat wearing, ‘I’ve been all over the world so I know best Aussie’. What we soon discovered is that Scott had been all over the world and mostly to the dodgey South American countries. At first, he seemed like a nice easy going, laid back Aussie guy who had a bit of a slack jaw but someone nice to chat too. We soon came to realise that, along with the disappearance of his travel companion overnight who left a note left on his bed saying he was going to ... Columbia and his very strange behaviour later that night at a nightclub, he was probably the dodgey ‘South American Drug Runner’ that we had been warned about.
Along with the cheap meals that our hostel provided for us, they also provided nightly entertainment. Each evening there was an outing organised to keep it’s young, restless backpackers busy with things to do. One evening, we got back in touch with our 18 year old selves and we joined a group from the hostel at 11pm to head into town (a time of the day that we would normally be crawling into bed). We headed off in our stretch hummer into town to the very swish, Club Mia. Well how else do you get to a nightclub in Miami? So the dynamic duo got all tarted up in our Sunday best and off we set. Shortly after ordering a drink each and paying $15 EACH for one vodka (insert heart attack here for poor Aussie backpackers), we were out on the dance floor with our group having a fun time when we met our next obnoxious Aussie traveller. I was approached by a tall, pimpled face computer geek who obviously took a fancy to me – well he’s only human!!! Over the loud music, he attempted a conversation. Going through the usual, ‘Hi my name is xxx' (couldn't hear and didn't really listen anyway), 'what is yours?’ and then the ‘So where are you from?’. The next word I heard made me groan. ‘Australian’ I heard. Oh man!!! So after a few minutes of Mr Aussie trying to ‘sexy dance’ with me, I decided my only escape was to do the ‘Serena hold my drink, I’m going to the toilet’ wink wink. The hint was not taken and when I returned the computer geek attempted to sexy dance again until I gave Serena the nod. Suddenly she grabbed my hand and we were off and running around the dancefloor, dodging the clientele, the bouncers and drinks in hand. Our assailant was in hot pursuit but no man can keep up with the speed of two chicks on the run from the dance floor horror dancer. Phew we finally lost him taking refuge in the ladies toilets. I did not come half way around the world to sexy dance with an Aussie.... where was my smooth dancing South American?!!! He could have possibly been the dodgey ‘European murder’ waiting for us outside the nightclub! Yep, Aussies are the worst!
We knew of an old friend of Serena’s who worked at a charming bar in Miami so we decided he was better company. Moving onto Segafredo bar to meet up with Yen (and in the hope of scoring free drinks) we found ourselves enjoying the early hours of the morning surrounded by Cubans. Upon entry, as with all bars in the States, we were asked to produce photo ID. The security looked quite casual in clothing as opposed to the usual black pants and a black shirt of most security guards but figuring it was a relaxed, open aired bar we just took it as the ‘norm’. After surveying our passports and looking at our nationality, names and dates of birth a big tough looking guy in black pants and a black shirt approached our ‘security guard’ and tapped him on the shoulder signalled to him to ‘move along’. We realised he was just one of the patrons playing a trick for a good laugh. And laugh we did at how gullible we really are!
Our amazing hostel chef who cooked home made lunches and dinners for $3 EVERYDAY!
Travelling around the world allows you to meet some very cool people. It does however, allow you to meet some very dodgey people too. Before leaving, friends and family warned us of such people like South American drug runners, European murders outside nightclubs (yes mum I do remember Dubrovnik) and other such shady people. What they forget to warn us about were the dodgiest of all people world wide... Australians! Yep that’s right, and right here in Miami we found a couple of such dodgies. Sitting in the lounge room of our hostels we heard the Australian accent coming from a guy at the front counter. We cringed. Although proud of our country and homeland, travelling abroad brings to light certain idosyncrasies of each nationality of peoples. For example, Americans have a reputation for being loud (true), the French have a reputation for being arrogant (mostly true), South Americans have a reputation for being the smooth talkers (very true) and so on. Well Australians, although recognised as having a great country to live in with laid back, easy going people, they are fast becoming a nation know for it’s obnoxious travellers. They are louder than Americans, more arrogant than the French when it comes to talking about their own country (you very often hear coming from the voice of an Aussie – ‘well in Australia we have this which is bigger, in Australia we have that which is better’) and put together with their frequent drinking habits tends to render them obnoxious. I have even read articles in foreign papers talking about this subject. So because of this, upon hearing our fellow countrymen’s loud, overbearing nasal accents we tend to cringe. This is a generalisation of course and along the way we have met some lovely Aussies however on this occasion we ran into one of our typical Aussie male obnoxious traveller, Scott.
Scott was a beefed up, fisherman hat wearing, ‘I’ve been all over the world so I know best Aussie’. What we soon discovered is that Scott had been all over the world and mostly to the dodgey South American countries. At first, he seemed like a nice easy going, laid back Aussie guy who had a bit of a slack jaw but someone nice to chat too. We soon came to realise that, along with the disappearance of his travel companion overnight who left a note left on his bed saying he was going to ... Columbia and his very strange behaviour later that night at a nightclub, he was probably the dodgey ‘South American Drug Runner’ that we had been warned about.
Along with the cheap meals that our hostel provided for us, they also provided nightly entertainment. Each evening there was an outing organised to keep it’s young, restless backpackers busy with things to do. One evening, we got back in touch with our 18 year old selves and we joined a group from the hostel at 11pm to head into town (a time of the day that we would normally be crawling into bed). We headed off in our stretch hummer into town to the very swish, Club Mia. Well how else do you get to a nightclub in Miami? So the dynamic duo got all tarted up in our Sunday best and off we set. Shortly after ordering a drink each and paying $15 EACH for one vodka (insert heart attack here for poor Aussie backpackers), we were out on the dance floor with our group having a fun time when we met our next obnoxious Aussie traveller. I was approached by a tall, pimpled face computer geek who obviously took a fancy to me – well he’s only human!!! Over the loud music, he attempted a conversation. Going through the usual, ‘Hi my name is xxx' (couldn't hear and didn't really listen anyway), 'what is yours?’ and then the ‘So where are you from?’. The next word I heard made me groan. ‘Australian’ I heard. Oh man!!! So after a few minutes of Mr Aussie trying to ‘sexy dance’ with me, I decided my only escape was to do the ‘Serena hold my drink, I’m going to the toilet’ wink wink. The hint was not taken and when I returned the computer geek attempted to sexy dance again until I gave Serena the nod. Suddenly she grabbed my hand and we were off and running around the dancefloor, dodging the clientele, the bouncers and drinks in hand. Our assailant was in hot pursuit but no man can keep up with the speed of two chicks on the run from the dance floor horror dancer. Phew we finally lost him taking refuge in the ladies toilets. I did not come half way around the world to sexy dance with an Aussie.... where was my smooth dancing South American?!!! He could have possibly been the dodgey ‘European murder’ waiting for us outside the nightclub! Yep, Aussies are the worst!
We knew of an old friend of Serena’s who worked at a charming bar in Miami so we decided he was better company. Moving onto Segafredo bar to meet up with Yen (and in the hope of scoring free drinks) we found ourselves enjoying the early hours of the morning surrounded by Cubans. Upon entry, as with all bars in the States, we were asked to produce photo ID. The security looked quite casual in clothing as opposed to the usual black pants and a black shirt of most security guards but figuring it was a relaxed, open aired bar we just took it as the ‘norm’. After surveying our passports and looking at our nationality, names and dates of birth a big tough looking guy in black pants and a black shirt approached our ‘security guard’ and tapped him on the shoulder signalled to him to ‘move along’. We realised he was just one of the patrons playing a trick for a good laugh. And laugh we did at how gullible we really are!
Serena catches up with a friend she met 4 years ago - Cuban American, Yen
All tarted up for a night out at Club Mia and then onto Segafredo bar
Funnily enough at approx 3am we were ‘joined’ at our table by 2 Columbian guys. At first we were wondering how these children had passed through security before realising that they were actually of legal age but just looked about 12 years old. Just our luck again. These Columbians fancied themselves as somewhat of philosophers... just what you want to hear at 3am in the morning. But friendly as they were, they liked the sound of their own voices and chatted away using such words as ‘monopolising’. We just humoured them and listened. It got a bit much when at 4:30 am they had run out of things to say and scrounging for a topic, asked as what ‘our sign’ was. A little confused, we realised they meant zodiac sign. They then launched into more ‘conversation’ about their star signs when we were suddenly asked if we thought they could be models. I thought Serena was going to fall off her chair laughing. At 5am, when Yen had finished his shift and came out to join us, the Colombians suddenly realised that we would not be leaving with them and their 2 hours of endless chatter was futile. The look on the poor boy’s face when he realised that Serena had a friend was heartbreaking. Saying goodbye to our new found 12 year olds, we headed home and stumbled in the door at 6am managing to get a glimpse of sunrise. Yep back to our 18 year old days.
And thus ended our very enjoyable adventure in Miami but seeing as we didn’t want to become criminals in the United States, we decided we had better not overstay our visa period of 3 months and hit the road again onto yet warmer horizons... Costa Rica here we come!
H and S
Funnily enough at approx 3am we were ‘joined’ at our table by 2 Columbian guys. At first we were wondering how these children had passed through security before realising that they were actually of legal age but just looked about 12 years old. Just our luck again. These Columbians fancied themselves as somewhat of philosophers... just what you want to hear at 3am in the morning. But friendly as they were, they liked the sound of their own voices and chatted away using such words as ‘monopolising’. We just humoured them and listened. It got a bit much when at 4:30 am they had run out of things to say and scrounging for a topic, asked as what ‘our sign’ was. A little confused, we realised they meant zodiac sign. They then launched into more ‘conversation’ about their star signs when we were suddenly asked if we thought they could be models. I thought Serena was going to fall off her chair laughing. At 5am, when Yen had finished his shift and came out to join us, the Colombians suddenly realised that we would not be leaving with them and their 2 hours of endless chatter was futile. The look on the poor boy’s face when he realised that Serena had a friend was heartbreaking. Saying goodbye to our new found 12 year olds, we headed home and stumbled in the door at 6am managing to get a glimpse of sunrise. Yep back to our 18 year old days.
And thus ended our very enjoyable adventure in Miami but seeing as we didn’t want to become criminals in the United States, we decided we had better not overstay our visa period of 3 months and hit the road again onto yet warmer horizons... Costa Rica here we come!
H and S